Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Bathroom Humor

During my time here on Post I am constantly reminded that things are run a little different on a military installation. No story exemplifies this better that what just happened to me. I was in the Men's restroom standing at the sink washing my hands. As I was appraoching the sink a man followed me into the restroom and headed for a stall. Once the door was shut I heard many of the sounds that we men know as signs that someone is, shall we say, "settling in", namely the unfolding of the Sports Section. As I turn to dry my hands the bathroom door opens and a lady walks in and pulls in her mop bucket behind her. As she pulls the mop out of the bucket to start cleaning up I nod towards the stall and whisper, "Someone is still in there." Hearing this the lady does not bat an eye and says in a normal voice "that's fine." Somewhat alarmed at hearing a disctictly female voice (and no doubt peeking through the cracks at the hinge of the stall door) our now immobile sportsfan coughs and says "excuse me, someone is still in here (as though we were supposed to guess who it was)." To this the lady responds, "Honey, Don't worry, I don't want to be in that stall any more than you want me in there, I will just mop up out here and I'll clean up in there whenever you are finished. With this. I left the bathroom, assured that he did not make it to the second page.

Boring Post only a Nerd could love

It is official, blogging may be our greatest weapon in the War on Terror. Thank you for doing your part.

From Today's (30 Nov 2005) Sydney Morning Herald

THE CIA now has its own bloggers. In a bow to the rise of internet-era secrets hidden in plain view, the agency has started hosting weblogs with the latest information on topics including North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il's public visit to a military installation (his 38th this year) and the Burmese media's silence on a ministry reshuffle. It even has a blog on blogs, dedicated to finding useful information in the rapidly expanding milieu of online journals and weird electronic memorabilia on the net.

The blogs are posted on an unclassified, government-wide website, part of a rechristened CIA office for monitoring, translating and analysing publicly available information, called the DNI Open Source Centre. The centre, which made its debut this month, marks the latest wave of reorganisation in response to the failures of intelligence collection before the September 11, 2001, attacks.

Analysis of those failures pointed to insufficient efforts to tap into the huge realm of information on the internet, as well as a climate of disdain for such information among spy agencies. "There are still people who believe if it's not top secret it's not worth reading," says an outside expert who works with government intelligence agencies.

By adding the new centre, "they've changed the strategic visibility", says the centre's director, Douglas Naquin, a CIA veteran. "All of a sudden open source is at the table." But he acknowledges that "managing the world's unclassified knowledge [is] much bigger than any one organisation can do".

The DNI Open Source Centre began life in 1941 as the Foreign Broadcast Information Service - FBIS to insiders - which was charged with monitoring publicly available media and translating their output. Its pastel-hued booklets became a familiar presence throughout government. At the height of the Cold War, it was FBIS translators who pored over Izvestia and Pravda from the Soviet Union, providing the little hints such as a word change that might signal something broader for the CIA's Kremlinologists.

By the 1990s, the office had fallen on hard times. Some advocated abolishing it, saying it was irrelevant in the age of 24-hour cable news. It survived, but had its staff slashed by 60 per cent, Naquin says. September 11 gave it new purpose, as "open source" became an intelligence buzzword. Across government, policymakers began to debate how to find the nuggets of genuine information hidden in the internet avalanche.

Even before the Open Source Centre officially opened it had added a video database that makes its archives available online, and rolled out an upgraded website with blogs and homepages on topics such as Osama bin Laden, Iraq insurgency leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, China and bird flu.

The centre sees itself as a repository of what Naquin calls "open-source tradecraft" in a self-conscious echo of his clandestine colleagues. It teaches courses such as Advanced Internet Exploitation to intelligence analysts.

Perhaps the toughest challenge for the new centre is proving its mettle inside the sceptical world of intelligence, where the stolen secret has long been prized above the publicly available gem. Although the centre's website is unclassified and available across the government, so far it has only 6500 users with active accounts, Naquin says.

"Rarely is there the 'aha!', the 'oh-you-solved-this or you-prevented-this"' moment, Naquin acknowledges.

"The reluctance to use it is astounding to me," says Michael Scheuer, the former head of the CIA's bin Laden unit. "Nobody wants to go back in response to an assignment and say, 'Oh, my Open Source Centre found this on a server in Belgium."'

The culture clash isn't likely to disappear soon - especially when intelligence services still classify material that can be found easily on the internet. Not long ago, says a former senior government terrorism analyst, he was teaching a class to future CIA intelligence analysts that included a PowerPoint presentation on the evolution of al-Qaeda since September 11, with images taken from the internet.

Two men at the back of the class came up to the instructor after the presentation. Where, they asked, had he got a particular image from Iraq? It's classified, they insisted. The former analyst laughed. He had taken it from a gruesome website that compiles terrorist atrocity videos along with pornography.

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Not sure I fit in

I am currently working at an Army Post (piece of trivia, no such thing as an Army base, only posts, forts and camps) where, understandably I am surrounded by people in the military. We are working of a wide variety of things that will enable US troops to fight safer, stronger and more efficiently. It was in this environment that I was walking around today gathering some information for my current tasking and found myself humming and singing to myself, "...and if you threw a party, and invited everyone you knew, you would see the biggest gift would be from me and the card attached would say, 'Thank you for being a friend'..."

Now I have no idea why the theme song from Golden Girls was in my head. I would like to say that I had just passed a room where a bunch of soldiers had set their guns down and were watching it (Don't ask, Don't tell) but that was not the case. I cannot remember the last time I watched an episode of that show, which means that that kind of stuff is just floating around in my head, almost more worrisome than if I woke up in a strange place wearing a "Bea Arthur is Hot" t-shirt (which, coincidentally, happened to my friend Blair).

All of this to say, I am fairly sure that I was the only one in the office today singing the "Golden Girls" theme song and because of that, I am not sure if I am the posterchild they are looking for to support the Global War on Terrorism. Posterchild for Super Poly-Grip maybe, GWOT, doubtful.

Tackling the tough issues

The AIDs pandemic in Africa, Bird Flu, Terrorism, counterterrorism initiatives, global poverty, French Egomaniacal Idiocy, The hurricanes and the state vs. federal response debate. When I started this blog it was with the idea of tackling tough issues like these, in between the pictures of my sweet girls Bailey, Brylee and Emille. Recently a major issue such as those listed above has confronted me on a almost daily basis: Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper

I am not quite sure how I feel about it. Certainly it is better than lime or vanilla coke, but I am not sure how I feel about them messing with the recipe of the last truly classic beverage. It tastes pretty good, but I fear change.

Monday, November 07, 2005

Lael's Shower

Above is a picture taken during the Shower our small group hosted for my sweet new niece, Kadi Lael Vaughn. For more details on Lael's story I suggest that you click on the "The Vaughns" link. The shower went great and the Vaughns were certainly blessed. We look forward to getting everything to them.

We (Emille and I) are so thankful and humbled by the outpouring of generosity by our church and small group for these poeple that we love so much, but whom our church does not even know.

Thanks Again.

End of October, Early November

Mom came to visit during the last days of October. Here are some pics from her time here.





UCAV/National Zoo Pictures

Bailey about to take the UCAV out for a spin


We gave Bailey a set of Elmo stickers and I turned away from Brylee for 2 seconds, that was all the time Bailey needed.

Emille and the girls at the National Zoo


Bailey backing the UCAV out to go meet "the girls"

Friday, November 04, 2005

One year Flashback

In sifting through the picture files on my computer to do the previous 4 posts, I found a folder dated October 2004. I wanted to post them just because it was amazing to me to see that one year ago we were in the middle of the plagiocephaly/braciocephaly struggle. It seemed so traumatic at the time and now that it is over it just makes for some cute pictures. Serves as a reminder that when things seem sad, the Lord has plans to lift you up and care for you. As a christian, the worst thing is never the last thing.




Picture Overload 4





Picture Overload 3





Picture Overload 2





Picture Overload 1





Caveat

In regards to the line about "must haves" in the post entitled "Under construction" I have one caveat, I have repeatedly tried to link to Kelly Speck's blog and for some reason It messes everything up again.

That being said, I think that I found what screwed everything up. I posted some hyperlink to some funny commercial and that sent it over the edge.

Take care.

Nice to be back

I have had to be out of town all week attending a conference at JFCOM in Norfolk, VA. A pretty neat town. I got back in about 9 last night and was met by 3 girls who had all gotten more beautiful since I left. It was great to be back. It was obvious that Bailey had missed me and wanted to constantly play with me when I got back. It was as if she wanted to make up for all the lost time. I asked her if she had had fun while I was gone and she shook her head yes and said "Bird, teet teet". She had had a few great days of hanging out with her mother and Brylee, going to Chuck E. Cheese, playing with friends on several occasions but the highlight of it all... the bird she saw on the way in from the car. It says "teet teet." It is so great to be back.We are going to take the girls to the animal farm tomorrow. That means I get to use my "looks like the pigs are really running the place" joke. that will be nice. By the way, if you even get that joke, you are a nerd. If you thought it was funny you are a full fledge dork.

Under Construction

It has been a extremely frustrating day in blog world for me. I made a new post this morning and when I published it my blog went haywire. The more I tried to fix it, the more it messed up. I have lost all the pictures and was only able to salvage a few text posts and I am working on the pics. I can't get the profile stuff back up to the top of the page and I lost all my links. At one point I had to sit back and remind myslef that if I had the technical skills to effectively manage this blog I would probably have a job that would keep me too busy to inaffectivley manage it. I am slowly working my way back to normal. I have reestablished all of my must have links (if you are not included as a "must have" you can either be funnier or marry my brother, at which point I would be obligated to act as though you are funny). PLease let me know if you are aware of how to get the profile stuff back to the top.

Thanks.

Sam

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